Mmmm... fortune cookies...
Or rather, misfortune cookies...

Online misfortune cookie:
http://www.fal.net/html/misfortu.html

Recipe for fortune cookies with many misfortune suggestions:
http://www.csicop.org/superstition/cookies/

A place you can buy (different flavored) misfortune cookies:
http://www.evilfortunecookies.com/

And one last thing. I had a friend who knew someone who bought a bag of fortune cookies at an 'everything's a dollar' store. They distributed them at a youth group gathering or something and had to quickly recall them. They didn't look closely enough at the bag and had brought home cookies with erotic fortunes. Yeah... that could be embarrassing.